WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BUY GUYS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
AND WHY DO SO MANY GUYS HAVE BIRTHDAYS COMING UP.
Ima smack ya'll. (except dwight. =D)
I give up trying to buy presents.

And Liverpool, why the hell did you lose to tottenham and lose your one game lead to chelsea.
CHELSEA, OF ALL TEAMS. Ok la, at least not Man U. That's worse.
But seriously. I don't watch just ONE GAME and you all become like that.
NEH YOU UNDERSTAND.

Btw last friday, someone stole my sweets. They took everything and from a stash of more than 10, left but a measly 3 for me.
Now this may not seem like a very big deal to the average human being, but those who know me personally will know that I take candy theft extremely seriously.
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, touches any of my possessions that contain sugar or cream.
YOU UNDERSTAND.
I suspect it is the air conditioning servicemen, who stole really sloppily because they even had the cheek to leave the wrappers in my dustbin and I knew very well that those are not of my doing because I do not throw food wrappers in my room dustbin. I throw it out the window. =x Anyway, what idiots they were to leave such mundane evidence behind. Which is why, I am going to call the company and lodge a complaint because for all they know I might have hypoglycaemia which means my pancreas overproduces insulin which lowers my blood glucose to less than 3.9 mmol/L within 3 to 4 hours of consuming a meal with carbohydrate which might either cause some adrenergic, glucagon, or neuroglycopenic manifestations or possibly all 3 types which means i will have to consume some kind of glucose immediately or it might result in PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE OR EVEN DEATH.

Ahem.

Actually, the main reason is that I just don't like people touching my stuff without me knowing, and what if they take something else in the future. I didn't even know they were coming and all my expensive stuff were laid on the table for the world to see (in the event that the world was actually IN my room).

Enough of this ranting. I will make my plans to get my vengeance.

How about if I coat some of those sweets with Bacillus cereus (pronounced as 'serious'), which will give you serious food posioning (thus named Bacillus CEREUS oh haha so hilarious) or Salmonella typhi, which will slowly dissolve your intestines and make you shit them out in a watery and bloody diarrhea that will slowly kill you or maybe some ethidium bromide which is mutagenic and will bind to your DNA and cause strange unholy manifestations to occur.

Now, who dares to cross the science student? =)